On fictional B-Movies
Elephants are wonderful creatures. They’re majestic, and powerful. But sometimes they get too powerful, and go insane, and destroy everything, like in that B-Movie, Elephant Holocaust. You’ve all seen that, right?
—A professor’s tangent upon discussing the symbolism of an elephant in a Dickens quote.
This quote is made even better by the fact that, according to Google and IMDb, Elephant Holocaust does not actually exist.