I KNEW IT
Whilst riding the bus last week, I spotted a plain white box truck with a generic, clip-art-esque piano printed on the side that simply read “Edmonton Piano Movers” in a non-creative font.
I thought to myself, “Hmm. That’s a conspicuously inconspicuous moniker. I bet it’s a front.”
A quick Google search confirms my suspicions. There’s no such company.
Get the word out on the street, valiant readers. There’s foul play a-foot in these parts, and I for one wish to get to the bottom of it.